- I will stop eating my best friend's (my owner's) blankets.
- I will try harder to be still when my owner trims my nails.
- I will stop playing tug-of-war with my Dad's underwear while he is on the toilet.
- I will also stop putting my nose in his crouch while he is on the toilet.
- I will stop eating socks and then redepositing them in the backyard.
- I will not eat my sister's poop in the backyard.
- I will also refrain from licking my owners in the face after eating poop.
- I will be nicer about sharing my toys and bones with my sisters.
- I will stop rolling my toys and bones under the furniture.
- I will stop eating the cats' food (before or after they eat it).
- "Kitty box" crunchies are not treats.
- I will not wake my Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose up her behind.
- I will stop hogging the covers in the bed (my Mommy gets cold).
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